I meant to post this under the ANNOYING NOISES post, but it got posted as its own post somehow.  So I am editing it with this intro.  Sorry.  Well here is my list, anyway, of annoying sounds:

1.  People humming like they are feigning nonchalance.  They sound like a character out for a stroll on Sesame Street.  Picture a fat woman manager, shuffling papers and happily la-ing, "Da DA da DAAA!  Da da da dum."   Just what are you trying to communicate, lady?  That you are a muppet?

2.  When someone overhears a conversation in the office and laughs loudly from his office, as if he is joining in on the fun.  Mind your own business, ####.  It's not always your party.  No one wants to know by your laughing that you are listening to every word they say, regardless of whether the conversation is private or not.

3.  "Heh heh heh heh."

4.  When a very small man who has a very lofty job title looks and acts like a hyper, hairy gremlin, laughs.  It sounds like an ugly pre-teen or early teenage boy looking at dirty pictures.  "Henh henh henh henh."  Gross.  Whenever the VP of our department laughs, all I picture is some acne-ridden 13 year old whacking off or looking at his dad's hidden stash of magazines.  SO gross.  His laugh is disgusting.  So what if he makes $300,000 year.  He is a mean, hairy midget.

5.  When a fat man supervisor says, "Whaaaaa?" laughingly.  All the time.  Like, 10 times a day.  He laughs, "whaaaaa?"  THen laughs some more.  Ew.  Yeah, everyone likes you.  You just EXCUDE casual friendliness.  Everything is just so hilarious to you.  Ew.

6.  "How do you spell this word, Anyone?  Anyone?  How do you spell habit?  How do you spell reptile?"  Look it up in the f dictionary.  Quit yelling out your office door like a retard.  No one wants to answer your stupid questions.   If you make $300,000 a year, why are you asking people how to spell words you should have learned in first grade?

Well this is 6.  I could go on indefinitely but I'll stop here.