Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest when she sees a big bad (There is no such thing as a bad wolf, Little Red Riding Hood was a spoiled brat in a red hood.)wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." (A nosey brat too!)

The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." (Now that's just rude!)
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 1/4 mile down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." (Gosh this kid is such a pain!)
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you k nock it off, I'm trying to poop!!"

Can you all see how man and a brat in a red hood are upsetting the wolf population!

I promise, no more!

tb:)

Now that was truly funny. 

Thanks for the chuckle on a over cast morning - yes it is OVERCAST in Arizona for gods sake - ugh - monsoon season.