1. * Fine !* This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. *Five Minutes * If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. * Nothing * This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. *Go Ahead* This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. * Loud Sigh* This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. * That's Okay!* This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake!

7. *Thanks* A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. *Whatever* is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. *Don't worry about it, I got it* Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told to a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "Whats wrong?" For the women's response refer to #3.

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LOL all so very true.

TB,

I love this list.

You know, what we need is the inflection in the words. They don't sound dangerous enough written--you have to hear them spoken.

Livers quiver when you actually hear these.

I've probably had this list emailed to me a dozen times, but it's still funny. Thanks for sharing.

You forgot "give me your wallet" .... what she really is saying is "give me your wallet"

OMG, Die, please!

You crack my sh$% up. Where do you get it? Always from left field and right on. I have really missed you.

Peace,

TG

Wow I have never asked for the whole wallet I will have to try that one.

You are so darned funny, and "Give me your wallet, and the keys to your new car" should definitely be added! OR.
"Give me your wallet", and your credit cards had better not be maxed out!

ROFL!!!

Add, "Do you think she's attractive?".  This has the potential for WW III.  BTW, always answer something like this, I guess so, if a guy likes blondes (your girl being a brunette!).

ROFL - I have that same thing on my joke page on my site - and a MAN actually sent that to me years ago - I cant decide which one i like the best but # 4 is probably the best.