* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

* Never buy a car you can't push.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets the bird, sleep late.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, buy you may also be the world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull, some have weird
names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.........I did.

Don't know who wrote this, but I thought perhaps someone could use a chuckle today!
tb:)

"* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."

God I hope not! 

Wow tango..........those that I've never even heard were GREAT!

Atty.........you're too funny!

Hey, if I don't laugh at my currently pathetic existence, it truly would be pointless!  I am damn tired of being the poster child for adversity to my friends.  Hope springs eternal that things will turn around any minute!  I plan to move mountains.  First I need to get back up off the ground.  Out of the abyss is more accurate.    

First I need to get back up off the ground.  Out of the abyss is more accurate.

It will/can happen at any given moment. You need not live in adversity in mind/spirit and I believe that you DO NOT! It is only, for now, that it exist solely in the economic sphere of things. If they are true friends, they will remind you of how much of a contributor you are. I am certain that you can entertain well and love you for it!

Tango, great list of wisdom !! very funny, thanks for the chuckle

LOL

I don't either

Those were great.  Thanks

You are all very welcome! :)

"You may be only one person in the world, buy you may also be the world to one person."

I've always loved this quotation. I'm expecting a baby in a week--wouldn't that be lovely as a nursery decoration?