Memo: Re: Shut. Up.
Dear Obnoxious CoWorker-
I do not need to hear ALL of your personal phone conversations. Yes, I know you have children, 3 of them. While I know children are a wonderful, beautiful creation, I do not need a blow-by-blow account of what they are or are not doing throughout the day. Read: Don't. Care. Think of all the other moms out there who have three children and no one hears, or even knows, that they have three children.-If you care to step outside of yourself, that is.
I don't want to hear a peep. If I can't peep about my child-less life, neither can you(about your child-full life).
Yes, I know you are a single mom. Please do not ruin it for the rest of the single moms out there who are doing it, making it, and not broadcasting it.
And most of all, I really do not care about your f-ing brazilian wax job before, during, or after the procedure.
If you would like to discuss wiring your mouth shut, I am all ears.
Sincerely,
Troll G
TG,
If I may add--
Nor am I interested in your chemical peels and micro-dermabrasion experiences, and I do not want to hear you contemplate whether to botox or not. Like it or not, you look your age, you will continue to grow old, and the money you have already spent on these procedures was a complete waste because none of us can see any improvement!
(and for every time I am subjected to your conversations about little Dickie's soccer matches, Betsy's piano recitals, and Stevie's spelling bees, I intend to share detailed information about the volume, shape and consistency of my dog's poop, and will further speculate about what she may have eaten to cause any anomalies observed therein)
Thank you, EEO, and I will be happy to compare cat poop to your dog poop while discussing botox procedures during Johnnie's baseball practice anytime.
TG
Your both right, and extremely funny, thanks for the laugh! Much needed today!
tb:)