I work for a company that is littered with incompetence.  In talking with some of my co-workers we developed this Philosphy of the Turtle.  Check our this blog we created that explains the Philosphy of the Turtle: 

Turtles know comfort within the shell. Stick your head out and risk getting it bit off by someone bigger than you! Stay within the comfort of the shell as much as possible!

Turtles didn' t survive millions of years by being innovative. Stop thinking "outside the shell".

Turtles stay low to the ground. Stay low, that way you won' t be seen.

Turtles move slow and steady. There is no reward in going faster or trying harder. You' ll get there when you get there!

A Turtle on it' s back is a dead turtle. Don' t be vulnerable to others, they' ll take advantage of you in a second.

Turtles have great eyesight and smell. Look out for idiots around you and sniff out any one they dish out.

Turtles are green for a reason. Blend in with your surroundings!

Turtles left in the sun too long will die. Avoid the spotlight, it will kill you!

Turtles only hear half as well as other animals. Only listen to half of what you hear and ignore the rest.

Most Turtles lack the ability to make vocal sounds. Keep your mouth shut as much as possible, you only bring more grief onto yourself by speaking up!

Well, back to another day of my "Office Space" job!  I wish I could find another job soon.